Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Bible Night! Movie Study!

As many of you are aware, the hippest of us have been meeting at 7 on Thursday nights, sitting in a circle and... studying the Bible!

This Thursday (Oct. 26th) is not just any Bible Study however, instead, it is a movie-study-Bible-night-awesome! We will be meeting at 6, if you can't have eaten dinner by this time, bring some food to eat. If you like to snack when you watch movies, bring snacks! We'll be watching a movie and then talking about what it means and what we can learn from it.

I am certain, however, without a shadow of a doubt, that there will be gratuitous amounts of:
a) Blood.
b) Blood outside of bodies.
c) Explosions.
d) Communists with blood outside of their bodies.

That said, I think we'll be watching Rambo III, but you'll have to be there to find out!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Hay Ride

DM: “You find yourself in the dark, surrounded by the smell of hay. You feel the firm bale of hay beneath you, soft but pricking through the spaces in your leather armour to irritate your skin. By the little bit of light shed by the last crescent of the Silver Moon you can see row upon row of vineyard slowly passing by. From the darkness ahead of you ring the cries of battle. What do you wish to do?”

Baragon: “I make a spot check to see if there any dangerous creatures nearby. My Dwarven dark-vision prevents any negative effects that would otherwise arise from the darkness of night.”

DM: “Right you are, Baragon. Roll your D20”

Dice roll. 7. The DM confers with some papers, muttering some calculations to himself.

DM: “Success! You see a large humanoid crouching behind the grapes. He is unaware that you have spotted him. You also realize that the vineyard is not moving, rather, you are on some sort of wagon. What would you like to do next?”

Baragon: “I inform the party and tell them to prepare for battle. I also take this time to equip my +7 double critical Dragon-Axe.”

Edo'ran: "I will scout ahead to determine the source of the sounds of battle."

Perhaps you’ve often found yourself in similar situations to Baragon, the level 7 Dwarf Fighter and Edo'ran the level 6 Half-Elf Rogue. These are times filled with excitement and adventure, mystery and intrigue. But now you have the chance to experience a Hay Ride in real life!

This Friday (Oct. 27th) is the Hay Ride! For those who haven't been out to the Hayride before, it is a large youth event involving other youth groups and hay.

We are meeting at 7’o’clock here at the church. Bring a doubloon to cover the costs

Come in clothes that can be filled with Hay and that will keep you warm. Come ready to stuff people (of the same sex) with Hay! Come with your readiness to wrestle and tackle and have a good time!

I know Tom will be riding on the Escape from Russia Simulator Wagon AKA The Sissy Wagon. You may join him, if you’re sissy enough, heck, I might even join him!

Make sure you’re here at 7, not at regular time: Bring $2.

This has been another successful blogging event by Robert Mason.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Jason & Tammy Rock

Hey all,

So this Friday all your adult leaders are gone...we're taking the student leaders away to camp crossroads for the provincial leadership building weekend...

BUT don't fret, because there is still youth...and not just any ho-hum youth neither...we called up J(aka Butterball) & Tammy to take over youth for the night and I believe they should have something very good planned for you!

So, be here regular youth time (7:30pm)...regular youth room(as in upstairs)!

Also, for you ladies...if you want to go to the Beautiful Unique Girl event at Grantham, then I need to hear from you today!

Peace
Tom

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Haute Couture au Gazette

Hey everyone, Robert Mason here.

This upcoming Friday (as you've probably guessed from my clever Blog Title) is going to the Newspaper Fashion Show. This has been tons of fun in the past and I know I'm just itching for another shot at designing newspaper clothing.

However, to ensure sufficient quantities of newspaper, we will need your assistance. This is fairly straightforward and merely involves you collecting newspapers and bringing them to the church on Friday. This does not mean that I want you going around stealing newspapers from your neighbours before they've even taken them inside. And this does not mean I want you to assault the paperboy (paperperson?) in order to loot their supply. All I want is for you to collect unwanted papers from your own home when your family is done with them.

Then, Friday night we'll design glorious fashion statements out of the newspaper!

This has been another successfl blogging event by Robert Mason.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Thanksgiving Friday!

Hello everyone, this is Robert! Make sure you read this post and the two beneath it, as they are all relevant and new!

This Friday is the Free Community Thanksgiving Dinner! It's been a ton of fun in the past, and I'm sure it will be again! I LOVE EXCLAMATION MARKS!!! Also, it's a great way to show the love of Christ to our community in the most practical way imaginable: feeding them.

So, what does this mean for you? It means there are a variety of ways for you to help out. Help will be needed for setup, takedown, serving, etc. But it also means you get to eat some spectacular food! Here are some things you can help with and who you can talk to for it.

Serving - James
Decorating - Kelly
Setup - Jordan

Also, if you're serving, be sure to wear a white shirt and black pants!
Also, if you have any disposable containers that you can bring to the church, do so! Things like margarine containers are what we're talking about here. They can be used to send out the leftovers in.
Also, the Friday after this one will be a Newspaper Fashion show! Please bring any newspapers that you may have.
Also, we can still use more desserts for the Thanksgiving Dinner. Anything thats easily served is good. For example: squares, brownies, tarts. Contact Tom if you are bringing something so he knows whether or not he has enough.
Also, we do not have a house for Friday! This isn't as exciting as having a house! IF YOU HAVE A HOUSE THAT CAN BE MADE AVAILABLE, MAKE IT SO!

PS: More of you need to make some guesses at the most recent eye, it's lonely.

This has been another successful blogging event by Robert Mason.

Bible Study

This blog-nouncement from Robert Mason is for everyone!

There are going to be snacks!

This is to remind you all that Bible Study will be starting up this Thursday in the Youth Room at 7!

There are going to be snacks!

Let me give you the details:
-Bible Study
-Thursday, 7pm
-Youth Room

There are going to be snacks!

And just to let me sum that up once more for everyone, Bible Study will be this Thursday at 7pm in our very own Youth Room!

There are going to be snacks!

I'd love to see everyone there, it should be awesome!

There are going to be snacks!

This has been another successful blogging event by Robert Mason

There are going to be snacks!

Beautiful Unique Girl

This is Blogmaster Robert again.

Whenever we have a guys/girls night the guys eat meat. It's delicious.

For some reason (it stumps me to this day) the girls tend to move in a bit of a different direction. Typically the girls host a sort of a "slumber party." They do things like paint their nails I think. Which brings us to "The WØRD" ...

Beautiful Unique Girl!

....Satin pillows, lavalamps, chocolate fondue, pizza, shag carpet, intimate concert session....

This relaxing non-intimidating enviroment is a great way to address the key issues that young women are facing and struggling with today.

It sounds like all of the stuff you girls talk about doing at the nights that you host yourselves. I think you'd all like this event a lot.

Please click here for informations pertaining to the event.

The cost was originally $35 but Tom feels the event is so worthy of your attendance that he is willing to pay $20 for each of you who wishes to attend. That means your cost is only $15. As an added bonus you'll be going along with Charity Stephenson and Sarah Campbell. What more could you possibly ask? Oh, yeah, I guess there is that. Sorry girls, I can't attend: no boys allowed.

Heck, I'd go if I could though, Granthams gonna be crammed full of babes!